tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10353665628272104402011-07-28T15:23:21.862-05:00I don't do homework. Nothing here is THAT educated, so don't even attempt to bash my intelligence while I bash other people's...Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.comBlogger721100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-2071859787602846532010-10-28T12:02:00.001-05:002010-10-28T12:02:22.785-05:00

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-3384978757508221832010-08-03T15:30:00.000-05:002010-08-03T15:31:01.040-05:00

When you go to a wedding you should expect hook-ups like this to happen...twice...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-3832043809653854402010-07-08T13:22:00.007-05:002010-07-08T13:57:01.274-05:00

Oh LeBron...Excuse me, KING James, in light of your recent Heidi Montag-like behavior, I'd like to let you know that we as human being's are officially over you.We all know that you're a free agent, but why the hell did you decide to make a monstrosity of it by demanding a prime time hour-long special dedicated to you signing with a team? Are you friggin' kidding me? Let me see your hands really

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-87588458783512836252010-05-09T08:20:00.002-05:002010-05-09T08:22:33.531-05:00

Yep, I'm advertising. You probably just got done insulting your family name by watching "Rock of Love" or some stupid show like that, so don't judge me.I make $50ish a month off this site and recommend you sign up or you'll die of week long cardiac arrest and garlic breath. The surveys don't take long either...do it.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-82385556756830343782010-05-07T18:28:00.000-05:002010-05-07T18:29:01.191-05:00

The handicap sticker doesn't just mean the person is physically disabled...but...well...you get the point. 

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-67513837116965270792010-04-23T15:41:00.003-05:002010-04-23T15:52:42.746-05:00

Congratulations to those of you who call everything "Epic", because you have been named the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for April 23rd.The word "epic" loosely means "Out of the ordinary.", "Very impressive." or "of heroic proportions."I know you're having this totally kick ass party next week that you have every single year, the last Friday of April and you think it's such a slick idea

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-23737319122587957592010-04-22T06:42:00.003-05:002010-04-22T06:57:42.012-05:00

Hi. We are the St. Louis Rams and we have been nominated the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for April 22 in anticipation of us drafting Sam Bradford in order to make him the newest #1 draft pick bust.We pride ourselves in making dreadfully bad draft picks and we completely plan on keeping the bar absolutely floored on our ability to identify talent. Remember how we passed up Joe Namath

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-57386864789097045602010-04-20T09:53:00.001-05:002010-04-20T09:55:10.451-05:00

So I've made it loud and clear on Facebook (sorry, not really wanting to announce my identity on here...) that I'm going to write a book on Facebook personalities and how to read who a person is by the crap they chunk on to the site...But here's a question: Anybody know of a decent publisher to pitch the book to? I'm going to really try to crank it out in the next two months, so if you have any

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-91109815728959157042010-04-19T16:06:00.002-05:002010-04-19T16:08:21.182-05:00

One of the best reader comments ever: "Holy shit, this trailer is so manly it made me pregnant!"If you don't like this trailer or want to stab someone by looking at it, then you are the dummy of the day for April 19. Twerp...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-79334378466722807982010-04-16T07:59:00.013-05:002010-04-16T11:20:15.549-05:00

Forgive me if you were hoping I'd break down the entire first round like Courtney Love does crack, but I think that after the top 3 picks each player is essentially a coin flip. Between injuries, drugs, lack of consistency being replaced by over-inflated ego's force me to hold this draft in a lesser regard than any in the last 10 years. I also am too lazy to really study any of this crap and

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-25853090546170740552010-04-16T07:18:00.001-05:002010-04-16T07:19:02.135-05:00

I apparently need to do more television interviews...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-19132371335873804352010-04-14T09:01:00.005-05:002010-04-14T09:43:05.188-05:00

Hi everyone who adores me! My name is Lady Gaga and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for April 14!How did I become so lucky to win this award, you ask? Well...it's because I'm a bigger fraud than Enron! That's right! All this eccentric crap I wear is nothing like the REAL me...I only wear this junk to make all of you think I'm "Different" and "Cool" and so "Artsy" when in reality

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-17372292120008709232010-04-13T14:59:00.002-05:002010-04-13T15:00:54.068-05:00

Here's more proof that at some point in time the world may be ran by these kids who are totally uninterested in sexual reproduction and only want to mount gaming consoles. We're all screwed...well...except this guy.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-17850927452221927752010-04-12T13:52:00.001-05:002010-04-12T13:53:46.114-05:00

If you don't think a little kid all tossed on narcotics is funny, you are most likely Canadian.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-11324382116562936752010-04-08T14:13:00.002-05:002010-04-08T14:14:54.263-05:00

If you made good music you wouldn't have a retarded Korean douche trying to karaoke your songs as a means to make money...This is terrible...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-26787413839269305212010-04-07T09:44:00.003-05:002010-04-07T09:52:36.047-05:00

Hi. I Will Ferris "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for April 7.This prostitute robbed me. She done did. In White Castle bathroom. I don't have any weapons, officer.Here what happened. She stood outside White Castle. I walk up. She rob me. That what happened.Okay. Maybe she didn't rob me. Maybe I paid $50 for sex. Maybe she only sucked and kissed. I wanted sex. I'm unemployed. I'm stoopid.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-26199274985356416412010-04-06T14:01:00.008-05:002010-04-06T15:30:06.255-05:00

I don't even know where to start with this, as I've had to witness some of the dumbest crap a human being could ever see at a place of fitness. These are in no way a complete list of things you shouldn't do at the gym, but it's damn near close. Please see below for some educatin'.Do NOT......be confused. Body builders don't work out in public gyms....show up to a gym if you are anorexic.-Why the

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-36754487262922883972010-04-06T09:14:00.004-05:002010-04-06T09:36:16.619-05:00

Hi, we're the douche-bag North Carolina men's basketball team & fans and we are the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for April 6.As we're sure you all know, Duke won the national championship last night and a good portion of our supporters have either jumped off bridges, dropped toasters in their occupied bath tubs or, like the majority most certainly did, went to sleep without worrying

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-64343053579350320382010-04-05T15:48:00.001-05:002010-04-05T15:49:31.990-05:00

I don't even know where to start with this...I just dare you to try watching the whole thing without laughing...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-74342588393115990422010-04-02T17:55:00.003-05:002010-04-03T21:11:46.897-05:00

Just click the picture to see what these dumbasses think is funny. I think you'll catch on to who I am in the readers comments below the article.It's as if these turds think they've been anywhere near respectable in the last 15 years...Losers.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-597582782669397712010-04-01T16:22:00.000-05:002010-04-01T16:23:08.800-05:00

The Dummy of the Day tomorrow is whoever the hell put this on YouTube...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-11284267893085310582010-03-31T09:39:00.003-05:002010-03-31T09:50:21.884-05:00

Hola, me llamo Ricky Martin and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 31.I recently decided to come out of the closet. What shocking news! In other news, French people stink like old socks, Kate Gosselin has a stomach flap that could double as an infield tarp for Yankees Stadium and a room covered in feces is more clean to be in than Lindsay Lohan.I know, my padre's, this is so

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-18720863378230892742010-03-30T14:59:00.002-05:002010-03-30T15:13:22.560-05:00

Howdy folks, my name is Don "Moose" Lewis and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 30.Why am I the dummy of the day you ask? That's simple...I'm trying to start an all-white basketball league and am stupid enough to claim I'm not prejudice.Don't worry, my argument is totally lame and possibly the only thing dumber than the league itself. You see, I think that the game of

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-81144764052066184232010-03-29T15:21:00.001-05:002010-03-29T15:22:24.193-05:00

If you've seen this video prior to me posting it, then you are the dummy of the day for watching it again.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-5497042416097246962010-03-25T09:01:00.004-05:002010-03-25T09:22:21.640-05:00

Bon jour, my name is Jacqueline Getty and I'm an absolutely spoiled little hussy and also happen to be the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 25.I'm currently divorcing my husband Gordon Peter Getty Jr., the heir of oil tycoon J. Paul Getty's massive ass bank account. Now this isn't your average divorce because I'm not an average woman. I'm a fancy lady. I need $300,000 a month or

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-74384984784067712582010-03-24T15:52:00.003-05:002010-03-24T15:53:11.940-05:00

He's only a dummy because if he was as much of a bad ass as he proclaimed to be, he'd be dead by now.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-86068448308549105512010-03-23T09:36:00.007-05:002010-03-23T10:11:02.855-05:00

What's up white folks? My name is Jesse James and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 23.I'm sure you're all mad at me for bagging a talking paint canvas with herpes and an undeniable hatred for the Jewish culture, but allow me to explain myself.I'm married to an award winning actress that is ungodly hot. We have a home together and a lot of pets. I played TOTALLY above the

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-43726119603663445252010-03-22T13:49:00.002-05:002010-03-22T14:23:23.242-05:00

Hi. I'm Bruce and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 22.When I steal cars, I leave my wallet at the scene so I get caught. I am a walking example of why some people should not be allowed to breed. I mean, if someone as stupid as me can be conceived and actually is allowed to live and NOT be drowned in a bucket of filth then this kind of crap happens.Does this country need

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-71263238124387825952010-03-18T13:43:00.001-05:002010-03-18T13:44:25.466-05:00

I may play soccer, but these guys are clowns...Note: I'm out of the office the rest of the week due to wedding festivities. I'll be back on Monday.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-9411667122617696822010-03-17T13:23:00.003-05:002010-03-17T13:35:30.849-05:00

Howdy. My name is Jimbo Bimbo and I'm speakering on behalfs of Wal-Mart in acceptance of the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" award we've done garnered for March 17.Yee-haw! We are complete hillbilly idiots and we kicked all black people out of a store in New Jersey the other day! We surey-did-Bob!(Click the picture for the article)I know we make it fully good gosh darn well knowned that we

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-7597092862746973122010-03-16T18:00:00.002-05:002010-03-16T18:02:30.249-05:00

How the hell does this happen? I'll tell you how: Too much meth and Jack...you won't pay attention to anything other than strippers if you're busy snarfing both.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-66381998224443365732010-03-15T13:16:00.004-05:002010-03-15T14:08:09.805-05:00

I'm not going to lie: I buy in to these Internet scams. No, I don't give them my credit card or anything, but these morons deserve to get screwed with, so I string them along. I give them fake information, waste time responding to all their e-mails...Hell, I've even spoken to a few of them on the phone to make it believable that I'm actually stupid enough to fall in to their trap.Today

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-66053346240162254362010-03-12T08:48:00.001-06:002010-03-12T08:51:22.677-06:00

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-57019577852483763602010-03-11T11:13:00.004-06:002010-03-11T11:45:45.862-06:00

Hello...I hope you aren't human because I don't want to talk to you. I'm scared of human's, mostly. I also am head over heels in love with a body pillow and married one, so that's why I, Lee Jin-gyu, have been named the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 11.I'm such a huge loser that I didn't even marry a pillow with a human being on it. I'm really scared of human's...They have

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-37567650473524217672010-03-10T12:34:00.015-06:002010-03-11T09:14:44.531-06:00

Hi! How's it going!!!!! I'm the overly sweaty gym spaz that you run in to at the gym every! Time! You! Go! I freak the hell out and sweat! Lots! I'm so high energy! It's insane! I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 10. RAAAAA!!!!I'm going to get on that treadmill and I'm going to run so god damn fast!! Watch!!!! RAAAA!!! Come on! Burn fat! But wait! I'm not going to do it for

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-28489164239618872322010-03-09T09:51:00.010-06:002010-03-09T11:02:17.437-06:00

The media has done a great job as of late at pointing out all the depressing topics, regions, cities and groups of people in everyday society. Our sympathies are undoubtedly poked and prodded by such things in an honest effort to exhume some kind of positive reaction toward an otherwise gloomy reality for those mentioned. Natural disasters, epidemics and poverty are unavoidable traits of

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-75650566338151512802010-03-09T08:54:00.003-06:002010-03-09T09:46:33.265-06:00

Hey everybody, my name is Monique and I'm the co-star from the hit movie "Precious" and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 9.For those of you who haven't heard, I want to advertise a few things that nobody needs to know because I'm strong willed enough to shove this in the to spotlight and not even be remotely embarrassed for those around me. Here goes: I don't shave my legs

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-43227070948567682772010-03-08T09:51:00.007-06:002010-03-09T19:40:28.032-06:00

What's up ladies? My name is Big Ben Roethlisberger and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 8.I know this comes as no shocker to you all that I'm winning this award, after all, everybody already knows I love to drink whiskey and get hammered drunk around white trash chicks who will accuse me of banging them against their will. Just so happens one of them accusers is gettin'

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-82680010089175312322010-03-05T16:26:00.001-06:002010-03-05T16:26:53.416-06:00

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-59042750341263682752010-03-04T18:14:00.001-06:002010-03-04T18:17:24.103-06:00

Sorry folks...Been busy. However, these people are all idiots for exposing themselves to people who would do this to them...without shooting them back.

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-17612408017097259302010-03-03T16:41:00.001-06:002010-03-03T17:03:50.912-06:00

I'd say anybody in this video you could consider a dummy...without even trying...

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-71360450399333548582010-03-02T15:13:00.004-06:002010-03-02T15:41:38.643-06:00

Hi...God I'm in love with you. I'm Jake Pavelka, the man who is in love with you and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for this day, the most special day of our journey, March 2.As I'm sure all of you love's of mine out there know, I picked Vienna last night in the finale of The Bachelor and let me explain. You know the old saying "Why buy the cow when you can bang a whore?" Well...I

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-57612935094508557302010-03-01T08:25:00.005-06:002010-03-02T11:04:49.038-06:00

I don't want to sugarcoat this: Advertisers are destroying the entertainment industry. There, I said it.I know, I have advertisements up on this page but it's because I need money. Screw you. Do you think any of the companies to my left need any more money? No, that's why they're able to interrupt your favorite television program every three minutes to tell you why you should clean your vagina

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-55923695655477082392010-03-01T08:13:00.003-06:002010-03-01T08:25:47.783-06:00

Hi, my name's Pamela Anderson and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for March 1st.Canada needs to save the seals and STOP the seal hunting. RIGHT NOW! For real guys...For real. We need it to stop. I'll wear a red bikini to your bachelor party or something if it does!Canada...Please...I know that I went public with this whole thing yesterday and you guys didn't have anything more

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-40156267517300537892010-02-26T11:57:00.004-06:002010-02-26T12:14:50.537-06:00

Hi everybody, praise Jesus Christ the lord our savior...and me, since I'm his most favoritist son because Urban Meyer considers me his son. That's super. I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for February 26, which in case you weren't aware is God's day, so thank him for it.Man...I really haven't accomplished anything since my Junior year when we won the national title, but I think

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-83763366757997818852010-02-25T12:06:00.004-06:002010-02-25T12:17:21.230-06:00

HI!!!!!! I'm Rich-GOD D!*N-RODRIGUEZ!!!! I'M THE "I DON'T DO HOMEWORK DUMMY OF THE DAY" FOR FEBRUARY 25, GOD D!*N IT!!!!SON OF A F*&K! WORK HARDER!!! WORK LONGER!!! F*&K RULES! WE'RE ABOVE RULES AT MICHIGAN! F*&^*R!SCREW IT! IF YOU AREN'T CHEATING, YOU AREN'T TRYING, A$$HOLE! LOSERS DON'T FOLLOW RULES! DAMN IT FORCIER! DAMN YOU! THAT'S AN EXTRA 10 HOURS OF WEIGHT TRAINING FOR YOU, B*T@H!AHHHHH!!!

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-69131355479911727492010-02-24T16:45:00.003-06:002010-02-24T16:57:46.052-06:00

Hi, I am USA alpine skier Julia Mancuso, and due to my incessant bitching about Lindsey Vonn, I have been nominated the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for February 24.Lindsey isn't THAT special. Sure...she looks super hot in a bikini and can ski like a mofo, but there are other people on this team! Obviously ones who like to bitch and complain to the media about how she's getting

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-91745038711568998292010-02-23T12:40:00.011-06:002010-02-25T12:53:20.879-06:00

In the recent months, there has been an even bigger issue on Facebook than scams and porn...and it has been stupid people.I might as well not sugar coat this before I get in to detail, but Facebook needs to start kicking people off for being morons and implement a registration procedure to test a person's IQ and make sure they should be allowed on the site. If someone wants to display their

Mr. Guesahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06550547345012585195noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1035366562827210440.post-59567941591616479692010-02-23T12:15:00.002-06:002010-02-23T12:30:05.992-06:00

Hello, we at McDonald's would like to gladly accept the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" award for February 23.All of you have probably seen our advertisements during the Olympic games claiming that the meal choice of Olympic champions is in fact Chicken McNuggets. Can we let you in on how we won this award?: No REAL Olympic champion (minus Michael Phelps after a few hardcore bong rips)

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Hi, me name is Yevgeny Plushenko and I am the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for February 22.That Evan Lysacek is huge ass. I beat him. He not do the quad and I did the quad. Vladimir Putin even said I better than him. He is smart man. Evan is big douche. I hate the American States of United. They can kiss ass!My big stupid nose is better skater than American Evan. It also drank much more

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Five Minute Management CourseLesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops

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Hi, my name is Tiger Woods and I am the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for February 19.Let me get out this slip of paper here right quick to recite word for word so none of my real opinion toward this is given off. Okay. Here goes.I would like...to thank...you...for nominating me...for this...award.Elin, should I really be doing this? I mean...Crap...This isn't one of the 12 steps, is it?

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With the Spring being upon us, I'd like to share a few thoughts of what I'm thinking will wind up happening to our roster leading up to the Spring game. Note: I won't be speaking at all about incoming recruits but will talk about what I expect to happen in the Fall...Briefly...Maybe...A few days ago, offensive coordinator Shawn Watson announced that quarterbacks would NOT be wearing green "hands

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Sup? My name is Crystal Mangum and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" fo February 18.I'm so dumb. I mean, I lied about those Duke sport player guys rapin' me and stuff and now I tried killin' a dude and burnt some ish. I'm...Like...stupid...and stuff.Those dude's rape me. But like...they paid me before they did it and I let them do me then like...told the cops they raped me. I mean...

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We at American Idol gladly accept the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" award for February 17.We realize our viewers really want to see who the final 24 is going to be but we also want to make sure you see 4,020,299 commercials this season, so hopefully you all understand why we're dragging out the process in two nights and using four hours of your time to announce this stuff.We know you

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Hi, my name is Nick and I've been named the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" for February 16.I know...it's stupid to get married at a Ranger's game. All my buddy's told me the same thing, but look...it's already stupid to be a Ranger's fan, so don't two wrongs make a right or is this not America anymore?I know chubby women have so-called "fat aggression" and they can take this out on their

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Hi, my name is Urban Meyer and I'm accepting the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" award on behalf of my convict football team. I'm not doing this because I want to, but am doing this mostly because banks are closed today and I'm not on the phone to help post bail for many of our incarcerated players.This award is the culmination of a 5-year effort to recruit the most retarded, thuggish

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Hi. My name is Haley... and I the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" 4 2day.WAAAAAA!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! I hate skool! Stupid! This is dumb! Dumb! Ugly face people! Fat face! Dummy! AAAHHH!!!! RAAAAA!!!!!When peeple ask me 2 do thingz, I yell and throw thingz. LOL my BFF Jill! IDK! AHHHHH!!!!! BLAHHHH!!!! RRRRREEEEEEE!!!!IDK what my principle's problem iz. She tell me 2 be calm

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Sup? My name's John Mayer (nickname "May-Turd") and I'm the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" winner...winner...Haha! That word is hilarious to say after a few mean bong rips!Wow...Where do I start? Umm...Man...I could really go for some Cheetoes right now. Damn...I'm pretty baked. Hey! Danny! You say you got this herb from one of Bob Marley's relatives? Oh...It was just a dude in a Bob

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I've been fortunate enough to be involved in upper level high school and collegiate sports and one of the biggest problems with any sport anymore is parental (over) involvement. This is just one part of the problem with society today as I see it. Sam Keller is a former quarterback at Nebraska. Upon having issues with an injury at Arizona State he lost his starting position and his father quickly

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Yo, yo. My name Lil' Wayne and I be da "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" fo February 10.My flow so sick! I got these teeth, man. They keep me out of jail, man. I repeat myself constantly, man. And these stupid high school kids keep buyin' my crap albums, man. For real, jam. I'm like Peter Pan, man. Cept' I keep the money from tha man, man.I goin' to tha dentist, man. Serious, man. He gotta

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Hi, I'm AAA Auto Insurance and I have been nominated the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" recipient for February 9.I'm unbelievably proud to be accepting this award after thoroughly raping Mr. Guesa on his auto insurance quote. We pride ourselves on offering tremendous service in the state of Nebraska, where Chris was able to obtain car insurance for $290 over a six-month period with

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The chances of me seeing Iron Man 2 in theaters? 1,000%. Check out the trailer by clicking the photo. ('’)

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I'm posting this for my Dad...I know he'll dig this.For the rest of you Vol fans (I'm not one) or people who hate USC (I am one), this should make you happy. ('’)

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Note: All accompanying articles for the nominated Dummy of the Day will be linked to the picture within the post.Hi, my name is Ashton Kutcher and I have been elected the "I Don't Do Homework Dummy of the Day" recipient for February 8.I recently admitted I hate Valentine's Day and in an effort to actually seem original, I spoke out that Valentine's Day should be a day of hate and every day the

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The Super Bowl wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be...Now I'm not talking about the game because I already retracted my previous blabbering about how the Colts would win since they obviously didn't, but oh well. I'm more or less talking about the commercials completely screwing up the game.I've always argued that television changes the outcome of games. The NCAA Soccer Tournament Final 4 is forced

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UPDATE 9:40 pm: Define "Failure": The entire post below. Yep, that was a swing and a miss.Get ready to see this scene play out for the second time in the past few years. I don't think there's a doubt in anyone's mind that Indianapolis will win the Super Bowl. Hell, that's pretty much what I think will happen and here's why:1. Peyton Manning has IT.- Peyton has had to deal with all the talk this

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This is kind of a lazy post on my part, but oh well.For those of you who weren't aware, The Smoking Gun does a mug shot round up every weekend from the best photos from the week. This moron happened to be the first one this week...Click the picture to check out the rest.I'll be posting my favorite links on Monday in the sidebar. You can troll around those sites or check out whatever trash I toss

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Okay, we all already know Sarah Palin is a bonafide jackass. Here's more proof: It looks like her husband had more to do with state work than she did...unless of course it had to do with hiding the electrical work fees when installing her tanning bed in the governor's mansion.Ummm...Why did a request that's supposed to take 10 days to fulfill finally get taken care of NOW when the original

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I honestly don't know how someone hasn't punched Lane Kiffin in his face 10 times a day for the last 10 years, but here's more encouragement that it should probably happen. Click the picture to find out why Lane loves 13 year-olds...presumably in more ways than one.

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I'll admit, what I have to say isn't worthwhile or of any consequence...so basically I have nothing to say, which is the point of blogging, isn't it? I've now ran over five blogs, most were crap. However, the idea for blogging was contrived to be a forum that people who had nothing to say could do so publicly, right?What I have to say has nothing to do with anything that matters. Is this going

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It has been about 3 years since I constructed a blog I was willing to attach my name to. In a moment of true boredom and weakness (and during the commercial of a Dog the Bounty Hunter rerun) I've finally caved and decided to blog...Again. This could be bad.Not to get too far ahead of myself, I'll try to keep what I'm saying somewhat educated and not littered with obscenities. However, I make no

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